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A Break From Brexit & Wee Nicola !
April 1, 2017

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A Break From Brexit & Wee Nicola !

April 1, 2017

John this M.C.D.O.N.A.L.D.S must be near  LLan Fer Feckin 2 miles from Bang Her ???? or is this an April wot ever

April 1, 2017

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A Break From Brexit & Wee Nicola !

April 1, 2017

A woman wants to take a milk bath, so she went to a dairy farm & asked the farmer if she could buy enough milk to fill up her bath tub. "Pasteurised" asked the farmer, "No", said the woman, "Just up to my shoulders " John (JKW)

April 2, 2017

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April 2, 2017

Yesterday my internet went down so I had a chat with the wife, surprised to learn she stopped work three years ago and had changed the front room furniture.

April 2, 2017

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April 2, 2017

2 pirates meet in a bar - Sol has a patch over his eye, a hook for a hand, & a wooden peg leg. "Ye gads matey" says Morty, "What happened to you ?"   Sol replies "Well, me pirate ship was attacked & a lucky shot lopped off me leg, so now I have a wooden peg". "And your hand ?" says Morty. "When me ship sank a shark bit my hand off, so now I have a hook!" "Wow" says Morty, "But what's with the eye patch ?"  "I was standing on the dock, & a huge seagull pooped right in me eye".  "But you don't go blind from bird poop" says Morty, "True" says Sol, "But it was my 1st day with the hook " As Jurgen Klopp would say (especially after that great "derby" win yesterday), "BOOM" !! John (JKW)

April 10, 2017

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April 10, 2017

It's the way you tell 'em JKW!!!!!!!

April 12, 2017

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April 12, 2017

Paddy has been drinking in the pub since 3 o'clock,at the of the evening he's completely smashed. The barman calls time ,haven't you got a home to go to?? . Anyway Paddy tries to stand up but falls flat on his face ,struggling he tries to stand but no good ,the barman helps him outside. Again he falls flat on his face,trying to stand he decides to crawl home ,after about 250 meters he tries again ,feck I'm going to ruin my jacket,but crawled home . At home he tried to stand again ,again no good ,so he crawled up the stairs to bed . The next morning he wakes to his wife standing over him with a real nasty look on her face. You feckin idiot you've been to pub again haven't you ,through bloody eyes he nods and " how did you know Mary"??? "The barman just called , you left your wheelchair there again " !!!!!!!

April 13, 2017

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April 13, 2017

JKW, I have now joined  gmail.com and experimenting with it all !!!! One step at a time....... Can not deal with her up north or Brexit  for now, so I leave it all to all the other members!!! Tom

April 13, 2017

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April 13, 2017

Tom, Roger that - I'll (we'll ) wait out until you're fully up 'n' running with gmail ! John (JKW)

April 13, 2017

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April 13, 2017

John...Thanks for granting permission for me to go elsewhere for a short while, pulling rank again eh????? Great to be on the same wavelength in all this mayhem of no more Orange/wanadoo !!!!!  Tom

April 13, 2017

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April 13, 2017

Tom if your like me ,my granddaughter taught how to work an iPad ,I've just bought a new car which has so many gadgets it's going to take me a long time to sort let alone have my phone talk to the car mmmmmnn

April 14, 2017

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April 14, 2017

Bob, a man of your calibre MUST be able to do ANYTHING at ANY TIME, my great friend. Deep breath and just DO IT!!! One thought tho, do cars (beep beep) actually know how to speak to a phone, (ring ring) and vicky verky??? Good luck....

April 15, 2017

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April 15, 2017

No Tom ,it beeps on entry then if called I get my ringtone.

April 15, 2017

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April 15, 2017

Blame the North Koreans Bob..... Tom


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