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Coffee is more dangerous than alcohol
March 9, 2017

Joined: May 12, 2014
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Coffee is more dangerous than alcohol

March 9, 2017

I need to warn comrades that I have discovered coffee is a far more dangerous drink than alcohol. The following simple tale will explain my theory. A friend recently accompanied me to our golf club for a few beers, a whisky or two etc. Our wives got together during our absence for coffee. Whilst at the golf club the cooler on the beer supply went faulty meaning we had to stay there much longer than planned to drink the beer before it all went off. Not an unreasonable stance I contend. Long story short, we arrived back home only a few hours later than planned. Our wives were, how should I put this, waiting with eager anticipation. They had very obviously drunk too much coffee because they were ranting at us. My friend and I who had stuck to beer and whisky were happy and amicable. Both of our wives who had been drinking coffee were mad and very unhappy.This experience led me to the realisation that coffee is bad for you because it obviously makes you angry and unhappy. Alcohol on the other hand makes you happy and joyful. I feel a letter to The Lancet coming on to share this revelation. Anyone else experienced similar??

 

March 9, 2017

Joined: May 5, 2014
Posts: 557
Coffee is more dangerous than alcohol

March 9, 2017

Often !! Especially after Mess meetings ! John(JKW

March 10, 2017

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1205
Coffee is more dangerous than alcohol

March 10, 2017

My other half has similar issues,just keep smiling ,nodding the head and saying "yes dear " then the Merlot kicks in and we're back to normality ( whatever that is )


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