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April 4, 2015

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April 4, 2015

As Fred requested he needs some lighter material on the sight ,so here go's..............Did you here the one of a First Minister of Scotland telling a French Diplomat she wanted David Cameron as PM.........now I ask you ??????????

April 4, 2015

Joined: May 8, 2014
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Comedy section for the use off

April 4, 2015

So on the theme above ,I'm not going to reply but tell another JOKE.......So here goes .....Gerry Adams yes that master of the truth ,well he was interviewed on CBS 60 minutes in the USA....one the Questions was the disappeared ,(these are the people the IRA  took ,killed and disposed of...) so there was a mother of 10 who went missing in 1972 and who's body was recovered in 2003 in the Republic after one of the IRA was dying of cancer cleared her conscious ....any way back to the question.....The interviewer asked WHY a mother of 10 was killed  so........Adams answer for all the world to hear ''that in war these things happen '' ..........yes folks non combatants are allowed to be killed ....so is he off to the Hague for ''War crimes '' ..............no   .......okay stop laughing .......Bob R

April 4, 2015

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April 4, 2015

What did the French Diplomat reply to that, Bob?? Did he tell her to do a Falkirk back to Scotland. or is she now in a French Lunatic Asylum??? As for the Irish question above, in war, civilians are killed, as accidental, but to deliberately kill any civvy warrants the death penalty, full stop.  Tom

April 5, 2015

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April 5, 2015

Now for something very funny ,living in the Irish country side as I do Do do, I bought myself a rifle to stop animals mainly fox's ( having my chickens ) and rabbits eating all our veggies( funny they don't like rhubarb ) so Ah yes ,the rifle a .177  Sako ( Finnish) nice gun tele site and very accurate.  So having my 2 teenage grandsons over for Easter my son asked if I could teach the boys how to shoot !!!!!!!! so normal range stuff ,mark your target ,safety on load ,stay behind the firing point non firers .....so we dispense 100 rounds over 2 days .....all safe and sound....having Whatsap on phone took some good shots etc then sent to my son.......BOOOOOM next thing my daughter-in-law on the phone HOW could I ,WHY ,What are you doing??????????????......then as I'm getting my ear eaten my son call's me and tell's me that he hasn't told his wife of the shooting ........and he's SORRY ............so  I 'm chastised .......my other half thinks it bloody funny .. me I'm off to the Jamies

April 7, 2015

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April 7, 2015

Bob, Be careful with the Jamies my friend, that and guns do not mix, ever! My cousin and I were spending a weekend rough shooting in Derbyshire after I left 3DG, when we decide to have a bit of liquid lunch, Great at the time, but once out in the sun again, not healthy! Before lunch, I could at least hit a barn door, but after, I could not hit same barn door from inside the barn with all doors closed. a little later we did manage to shoot a few peasants (or was it pheasants) and they did taste OK after being cooked. So beware!!! Tom


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