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Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many
June 23, 2016

Joined: May 8, 2014
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Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

June 23, 2016

TV reporter on main shopping centre in a small town, she's asking asking people how much and when was last lime they had sex ????? She stops a few who say that they have sex twice a week and had it a night or two ago. Then she stops a guy who has a large smile on his face ,again asking the questions about sex and his reply startles her ,only once a year , once a year she exclaims and you're so happy ,Yes he states  and tonight's the night .

June 24, 2016

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

June 24, 2016

Oh Bob. you ARE awful....

June 28, 2016

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Posts: 1203
Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

June 28, 2016

Now here's one doing rounds in Ireland,actually near the bone ....question which country has been " kicked " out of Europe twice in one week .......England !!!!!!!

June 28, 2016

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

June 28, 2016

At least it is better than being kicked in the lower  front region!!! Besides, it is no joke, it is the truth.....HO HO !!!

July 4, 2016

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 199
Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

July 4, 2016

An Englishman, a Scotsman and two Irishmen   walk into a pub,   to watch WALES  play  Portugal on the telly.

July 4, 2016

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 199
Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

July 4, 2016

I  was instructed to go to the supermarket to do some shopping, considering that Liz has had a new knee replaced, take a shopping bag with you she said. I completed the said task and was asked by the girl on the till if I needed help packing, to which I replied no thank you. I was the asked if I required a bag, to which I replied, Vincent Van Goth, I received a Thomas the Tank engine eyes rolling round the sockets look,      and a stuttered what do you mean ?    I said,  I HAVE  GOT ONE ERE. I have been asked to give my shopping list to Tom Coates in future.

July 5, 2016

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
Even more silly jokes cos the other one has too many

July 5, 2016

Hey, you may be a great pal Bob, but I would be terrified doing the shopping for yours indoors, in case I got the wrong stuff and Liz used new steel knee in a painful place to punish me... owwwch...


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