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April 4, 2015

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April 4, 2015

That is not being fair to Blackburn, Blackpool, (i.e. the majority of Lancashire),  Birmingham,  Derby, London and Leicester, to name but a few. They have dogs as well you know....

April 5, 2015

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April 5, 2015

Tom eh my friend you forgot......Oldham,Rochdale ,Heywood,Preston and on and on

April 6, 2015

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April 6, 2015

Bob, To nit pick my great friend, the towns/cities you mention above as not being named by me, to save time I named the first few, then added Lancashire, which is where  those towns/ cities are all located.... Lesson over Bob,9 out of ten for effort..... Tom

April 6, 2015

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April 6, 2015

But I did mention 4 places not in the northwest too.. Tom

April 6, 2015

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April 6, 2015

Tom we seem to hogging all the the messages .........but you are right my map reading needs to improve .....we forgot to mention eeerrrrrrmmmm the rest of the UK I know that parts of Manchester now only speak Rumanian .....I think thats  the way to spell it but as i don't speak it ????????????......Bob

April 6, 2015

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April 6, 2015

Bob, Is it Romanian they speak there, or rheumatics ?? It does not really matter, matey, its all double dutch to me!!! It also took me a long time to learn to speak  FILTH!!! At least WE are on the same wavelength!!  Tom

April 8, 2015

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April 8, 2015

Tom as i stated I don't do that language so it could Romanian or something like that ......all I know is that our forefathers spilt their blood so I spoke ENGLISH not any other language !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 9, 2015

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April 9, 2015

Bob, As long as we two can say Beer, Wine, Bubbly, Steak, Brown Sauce , Fish, Bread, Cheese , Irish Whiskey, Guinness Please and Thank You in several languages, we can forget Romanian and all the trouble it leads us into!! The only words we never need to translate into other languages are "Sod off " and its more powerful derivatives. That means you and me can get by anywhere in the world (With a bit of luck!!) (Apart from Sturgeonland, in the rebellious north) Tom   (Tongue in cheek!!)

April 12, 2015

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April 12, 2015

Did you hear about the Scotsman who went on the whisky diet? He lost three days.

April 14, 2015

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April 14, 2015

That deserves a Christmas response from Santa..." HO! HO! HO" !!!

April 15, 2015

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April 15, 2015

Hear the one about the Muslim strip club.......the men were shouting '' Show us your face''

April 15, 2015

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April 15, 2015

And most of the men legged it when they saw what wifey looked like...

April 15, 2015

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April 15, 2015

A man goes into a chip shop and asks if they have any custard. The owner says no. The man goes in every day of the week and asks for custard. The owner tells him there is no custard. On the Saturday the man enters the chip shop and asks if they have any custard. The owner says how many F's are there in custard. The man says there is no F in custard. The owner says that is what I have been telling you all week.

April 15, 2015

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April 15, 2015

EVO...There is no custard in a chippie cos custard  is too cowardy cowardy to go in a chipshop..... boomboom.

April 15, 2015

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April 15, 2015

IT's the way we tell 'em !!!!!!!


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