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September 22, 2015

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September 22, 2015

I went to Leeds the other day - I asked a fella "Is there a B & Q in Leeds ?"  "No" he says, "It's L-E-E-D-S " !!!! John (JKW)

September 23, 2015

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September 23, 2015

50 out of 10 for that John!!!!!

September 24, 2015

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September 24, 2015

Here's a good one an Iranian goes into a police station in Manchester and asks "can he be repatriated to Iran ,reason a)he is here illegally b) he thinks Manchester is too violent c)  he not getting the respect that he deserves, the cops held him for a couple of hours then released him as he has indefinite permission to stay in the UK. Now that's a Joke !!!!!!!!

September 26, 2015

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September 26, 2015

Bob, have you been talking to that Iranian in Manchester who was complaining in the papers yesterday about just that? If he does leave soon, perhaps many others could very well follow his example!! With luck!!! In those VW's...  

October 14, 2015

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October 14, 2015

Snotty Receptionist… Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.” The room erupted in applause!  DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!! John (JKW)
 

October 14, 2015

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October 14, 2015

Boom Boom!!!!  You got a good one there John!!

October 14, 2015

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October 14, 2015

Here's a little Irish joke.......Paddy finds out his wife is having a affair with one his mates.....so he buys a gun and takes her out for a drive into the country....then he asks "why" pointing the gun at his head ,then saying "don't worry you're next"!!!!!!!!

October 15, 2015

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October 15, 2015

Bob, Ho Ho. Its the way you tell 'em !!!!

October 20, 2015

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October 20, 2015

Husband and wife having a real bad time together .....him to her "what would you do if we won the lotto "????her to him "take half and leave you"!!!!!! ...well he says " we won a tenner here's £5 piss off"!!!!!!!


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