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January 12, 2016

Joined: May 12, 2014
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New jokes !!!!

January 12, 2016

Man, out and about gets text from his wife; Windows frozen, won't open. He texts back, use some warm water, not too hot, gently tap outer edges with a rubber hammer. Ten minutes passes, she texts back; Craphead, the whole computer is freakin bust now!!  

January 12, 2016

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
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January 12, 2016

OUCH!!!!!

January 16, 2016

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1203
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January 16, 2016

Alright who not fed up with adverts about this charity or that charity,always at meal times even knocking on the front door wanting you to donate money or clothes ......so when this Oman from the local sperm bank came a knocking at the front door boy did I give a mouthful !!!!!!    

January 16, 2016

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1203
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January 16, 2016

Senior moment should read Woman

January 17, 2016

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
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January 17, 2016

Bob, A mouthful of what??? Please advise.

January 19, 2016

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1203
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January 19, 2016

Tom if you don't know now eeerrrrmmm. Any way got another for you .....Husband is sueing the local hospital cos his wife who had an operation didn't want sex with no more .......the hospital legal department replied that she was only having an eye procedure and that was a success and she now has perfect vision


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