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Reverse Bucket List
October 30, 2017

Joined: May 12, 2014
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Reverse Bucket List

October 30, 2017

It has seemingly become fashionable for some people to devise 'Bucket lists', lists of things they want to do, experience, see or visit before they die. Here's my reverse bucket list, in no particular order, of things I haven't yet managed to do, see, experience or visit and hope never to do so.

1. Visit Ikea.

2. Knowingly get into a discussion with a Lib/Dem or SNP supporter.

3. Try a deep fried mars bar.

4. Spend a holiday in Benidorm.

5. Own a three wheeled Del Boy car.

6. Try narcotics of any description.

7. Wear 'designer' ripped jeans or a baseball cap back to front.

8 Effect a 'comb over' (despite being follicley challenged).

9. Eat black pudding. (It's pigs blood for heavens sake!!)

10. Go on a booze cruise.

Some or my list may well be anathema to others, after all we are all different but the list is just the tip of a huge iceberg!! Happy to consider other folk's reverse bucket lists!!

 

 

October 31, 2017

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1203
Reverse Bucket List

October 31, 2017

Mmmm let think on this ,I might repeat one or two but here goes 1) drive a trabant at 30 miles an hour 2) read 50 shades of grey 3) a member of the Labour shadow cabinet 4)a member of the Lib Dems 5) be Donald Trumps barber 6) apply for a job with Ryanair as a pilot 7) be a contestant on Strickly come dancing 8) holiday in Raqqa 9) wear a " burka" 10)  tell Mr Junkers that we've paid our fair share and to  F.... off  


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