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Sometimes I Wonder!
January 30, 2018

Joined: May 12, 2014
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Sometimes I Wonder!

January 30, 2018

Each evening my wife removes 5 pillows from our bed that aren’t for sleeping on, she places them carefully on a chair that isn’t for sitting on and then removes the eiderdown that isn’t for laying under, replacing it with a blanket from the cupboard that isn’t for showing off. We need 15 minutes prep time before we can get into bed! Sometimes I wonder!!

January 31, 2018

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1385
Sometimes I Wonder!

January 31, 2018

David it's a wonder that your allowed on the bed ,you could end up on a lilo for daring to complain.

January 31, 2018

Joined: May 5, 2014
Posts: 771
Sometimes I Wonder!

January 31, 2018

David, I fully understand - we have 8 (EIGHT) pillows / cushions that need removing prior to getting into the bed !! I'm told (in no uncertain terms !), that "she who must be obeyed" doesn't MAKE a bed, it is DRESSED!! Yes, I sometimes wonder too ! John (JKW)

February 1, 2018

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 1030
Sometimes I Wonder!

February 1, 2018

John, I sympathise completely with all you say!  'Her indoors' is i/c all things at all times. The only thing we males are allowed to do is to make sure the front door metalwork is ALWAYS bright and shiney!! Even then, it takes ages for them indoors to inspect everything, critisize endlessly and tell us off for the next item in the long line.....And that puts me in the khaki stuff for the next millenium..... An RSM would not stand a chance, as you would well know!!!!

February 1, 2018

Joined: May 5, 2014
Posts: 771
Sometimes I Wonder!

February 1, 2018

Tom, I AM the Boss in my house......when she lets me be !!  John (JKW)

February 2, 2018

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 1030
Sometimes I Wonder!

February 2, 2018

Good On Yer Cobber.......

February 2, 2018

Joined: May 12, 2014
Posts: 35
Sometimes I Wonder!

February 2, 2018

Answer!!, sleep by yourself, own room, own bed, at night read as long as you want, break wind, no digs in the back when you snore, lie in, in the morning contemplating  your navel, heaven!!

February 3, 2018

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 1030
Sometimes I Wonder!

February 3, 2018

If only....!


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