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Health warning ‘Election ‘
May 1, 2015

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1205
Health warning ‘Election ‘

May 1, 2015

Yes, as I was writing in David's 'Switched off ' topic I have decided we must declare a' HEALTH WARNING '......yes we have an 'ELECTION ' and it is by now effected the whole population over the age of 16....the symtums are reaching for the 'Box',doing the gardening through till midnight or worst watching Judge Judy.Lucky me I 've got the best antidote get the kindle out hide in the garage and read a Micky Spillane book.....only trouble his books are not that long.So were's that Bible

May 1, 2015

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
Health warning ‘Election ‘

May 1, 2015

Bob, Better still, take a bottle or several from the malt store you (and I) must have in our homes and proceed to say goodbye to the world till this farce of all farces is over..... or  am I being stoopid again? Answer yes and you are off my good guys list!!!! However, talking sense now for a change, drink enough of the amber liquid and it will  all be over before we wake up again..... And where is Cromwell when we need him, or Robin Hood, (probably on their extended hols in Goa no doubt?) As for a health warning, why not have a "major catastrophe ahead  warning too??? I hope David F gets over his withdrawal soon, it is not something anyone should go through at any time. Especially over Polly Ticks.....

May 1, 2015

Joined: May 8, 2014
Posts: 1205
Health warning ‘Election ‘

May 1, 2015

Tom.....so amber liquid huh, the only problem we then have the nuts running the country ripping us off with more inventive taxes when we sober up !!!!!!!!!! but it's a bloody good IDEA !!!!!!!!!!!!.and David will just have bite his lip and suffer with the rest of us...........we do have an advantage though and that is      a) we're old ........b) don't give a f##k .......c) seen it all before.........oh also got the 'T' shirt........

May 1, 2015

Joined: May 14, 2014
Posts: 977
Health warning ‘Election ‘

May 1, 2015

You have reminded me now, if the 2 Scots "fish" get their independence, we two will need to set up a malt running business from Fishland  to us in the south, and probably from Eire across the Irish pond. Know of any cheap submarines or second hand Jackals?? It would take a few years for them up north to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, before they cut off our supplies Bob! Hic!!!


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