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On A Lighter Note….
August 20, 2019

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On A Lighter Note….

August 20, 2019

1) A friend often took a short cut through the cemetery & one night a group of youths fell into step beside him. Not sure of their intentions, he said |"Too scared to walk through on your own lads ?" & without giving them the chance to reply he added "I felt just the same when I was alive". Oddly enough, there was no reply & the lads disappeared into the darkness !

2)Elections are like police line ups, only with elections you pick the person BEFORE they rob you & screw you ! It's like a game of choose your mugger. John (JKW)

September 16, 2019

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On A Lighter Note….

September 16, 2019

On a lighter note @@@@@ what part of UK will disappear on Brexit day ,or will we have queue from Dover to Birmingham of trucks leaving for France,or run out of bog paper,or there be no medicines i.e. Headache pills,the French will let all the illegals have rubber boats,or there will a disaster from climate change ,or the UK will be okay and just get on with it

September 17, 2019

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September 17, 2019

Question ,will my continental quilt work after we leave the EU

September 17, 2019

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September 17, 2019

Or continental tyres !?! John ,(JKW)

September 17, 2019

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September 17, 2019

Mmmmm never thought of that one John ,could be dangerous on the roads

December 11, 2019

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December 11, 2019

So 2 weeks till our trips to UK,Germany then Goa (3 months) also just booked Orlando for 2 weeks next September. Nice hotel good location and more importantly a great price only €368 for 14 days with granddaughter,Disney here we come . Retirement has its benefits.

December 11, 2019

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December 11, 2019

Good on you Bob, enjoy but make sure you have wifi wherever you are, otherwise it's just David F & me on here !! John (JKW)


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